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NARRATOR:
       <i> Once upon a time,</i>

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     <i> in a mythical place</i>
     <i> called Cape Kennedy,</i>

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<i> an astronaut named Tony Nelson</i>
  <i> went up on a space mission.</i>

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     <i> The missile went up,</i>

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   <i> but something went wrong,</i>
<i> and they had to bring it down.</i>

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   <i> Captain Nelson landed on</i>
<i>an island in the South Pacific,</i>

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   <i> where he found a bottle.</i>

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           <i> At least,</i>
   <i> it looked like a bottle.</i>

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<i> But it didn't act like</i>
           <i> a bottle.</i>

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  <i> Because in it was a genie.</i>

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     <i> Oh, not your average,</i>
        <i> everyday genie.</i>

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   <i> But a beautiful genie...</i>

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   <i> who could grant</i> any<i> wish.</i>

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             [♪♪♪]

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<i>Captain Nelson was so grateful,</i>
     <i> he set Jeannie free.</i>

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        <i> Only she didn't</i>
       <i> want to be free.</i>

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      <i> You know how it is</i>

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  <i> when you've been cooped up</i>
<i> in a bottle for 2000 years.</i>

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    <i> She wanted to have fun.</i>

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   <i> And she wanted to have it</i>
     <i> with Captain Nelson.</i>

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   <i> So she followed him back</i>
        <i> to Cocoa Beach,</i>

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        <i> a mythical town</i>

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      <i> in a mythical state</i>
        <i> called Florida.</i>

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   <i> And there, in this house,</i>

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    <i> the girl in the bottle</i>
   <i> plays spin the astronaut.</i>

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        Boy, I wonder what it is
            about mental work

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that makes you so hungry.

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             I wish I had
          a cheese sandwich.

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                 [GASPS]

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                  [SIGHS]

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             Oh, hello, Jeannie.

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      Say, you wouldn't fix me
   a cheese sandwich, would you?

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            I-I'd go down
     to the delicatessen myself,

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  but if I'm gonna finish this
design before I pick up Melissa,

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          I won't have a chance.
   Melissa?

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                    Mm-hm.
The black-haired witch.

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Hey, you be careful,
                 young lady.

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     That happens to be the girl
           I'm gonna marry.

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        Her vibrations
    are all wrong for you.

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       Oh. That's funny.

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      I kinda like the way
         she vibrates.

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         She will never
    make you happy, master.

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        Let's just stick
to the cheese sandwich, Jeannie.

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            [SIGHS]

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      Well, if this is what
         you really wish.

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             Mm-hm.
That is what I really wish.

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            [BLEATS]

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  What's this doing in my study?

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          What's the big idea?

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        Before one can
    make a cheese sandwich,

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one must first make the cheese.

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                Yeah.
         Yeah, that figures.

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             [♪♪♪]

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             [♪♪♪]

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               [HUMS]

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MELISSA:
Wasn't that fun?

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TONY:
Yeah.

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MELISSA:
I never danced
so much in my life.

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TONY:
Thanks for
driving me home, Melissa.

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       I'll, uh--
I'll see you tomorrow.

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              I have a wonderful
                     idea.

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                 Why don't you
                 lure me inside,

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         so we can snuggle up
      in front of a roaring fire

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             with a couple of
          hot toddies and, uh...

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                  talk about
                our honeymoon?

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Well, I I wish I could, Lis,
but, uh, we better not.

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I'm a terribly
messy housekeep--

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                I'll clean it up
                    for you.

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[CHUCKLES]
       Yeah.

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      Tony!

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                     Huh?

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             You read my mind.

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       Oh.

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     What?

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                    You even lit
                       a fire.

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       I did?

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  Oh! Yeah, I did,
     didn't I?

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                        Oh,
                  look at those.

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                       Hm.

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          Hi.

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                    MELISSA:
                Seem so nervous.

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Oh, do I?
Do I?

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Um, uh...
premarital jitters.

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Occupational hazard
for us bachelors.

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                        MELISSA:
                       Why wait?

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TONY:
What?

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     Why don't we simply move up
          the wedding date?

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Well, yeah, th-that's
a marvelous idea.

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                   Oh! Oh, Tony.

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                 [WHISPERING]
             Wait till I get you
                 in Jamaica.

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    [WHISPERING]
 I guess I'll have to,
      won't I?

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                   It won't be
                    too long.

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         Tony...

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Yeah?

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May I ask you something?
                       Sure.

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     What are we
  whispering about?

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                   Whispering?

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             Oh. Well, it's just
                 some things

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               you don't discuss
                   in public.

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       [GIGGLES]

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  You mean, the walls
      have ears?

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                    Yeah.
            Something like that.

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You look a little tired.

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   Think you better
    get some rest.

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     I'll go.

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Yeah, that's
              a good idea.

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      Hm?

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               I mean, you look
             tired too, darling.

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             You need some rest.

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Of course I will.

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Um, and thanks for being
so understanding, Melissa.

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                 Good night.

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    Good night.

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        All right, now,
     listen here, Jeannie.

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          The black-haired witch
                 is right.

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                   Thou art
                 very nervous.

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              She has upset you.

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<i> She's</i> upset me? What do you
      think you're doing?

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    Do you really love that one?

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    Well, I-- I wouldn't be
   marrying her if I didn't.

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     Well...if this is what
        you really want,

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    I will try to serve you
  and make both of you happy.

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        Oh, we will have
     a wonderful honeymoon.

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     N-n-now wait a minute.

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     I don't think you know
       the ground rules.

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      I am taking Melissa
  to Jamaica on our honeymoon.

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            Jamaica.

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Oh, that sounds nice.
We will have a good time there.

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        I will serve you
        ripe figs in bed--

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     Oh, no, you won't.
                Dates?

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        No, no. Nothing.
      You won't be there.

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            But why?

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      No offense, Jeannie,
      but on a honeymoon,

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 two is company and three is--

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           [STAMMERS]

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      Well, three is just
      out of the question.

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                 But I am your--

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No, no, no.
Melissa is in, you are out.

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There is just not enough room
in my life for both of you.

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 But I take up very little room,

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            and I will make
          that one happy too.

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  Oh, boy. That'll be the day.

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         Even if she is
    the wrong girl for you.

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Will you stop
saying that.

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         Oh, but it is true.

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        You will be throwing
          your life away.

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 It is not so, and--

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And it's my life. And I can
throw it anyplace I please.

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        I could change myself
           into a brunette.

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How do you like
         the Helen of Troy look?

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Have a nice trip home.

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Boy. If there's anything
I can't stand,

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it's a nagging genie.

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         [GOAT BLEATS]

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          Figures.

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MAN:
Come in.

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Hello, Tony.
                  General.

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              Lis.

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                   Tony...
Uh, I just ran into Roger.

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       I want you to meet a very
       old friend of the family.

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             Grover Caldwell.
 Oh, how do you do?

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                     So you're
the lucky man.

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                 Lis has told me
                  all about you.

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                        TONY:
                    Oh, has she?
                     Good. Uh--

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        Grover, tell him
           the news.

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                     Captain...
                    after a long

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                  and honorable
                military career,

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    the department has prevailed
         upon General Stone

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                      to turn in
his stars

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                  for a pair
             of striped trousers

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                  and an attaché
                       case.

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Turn in
your stars?
              [LAUGHS]

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             MELISSA:
   That's State Department talk.

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        Meaning that Daddy
     is our newest ambassador.

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 [GASPS]

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Well,
congratulations, sir.

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                That's wonderful
                      news.

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     Thank you, Tony.

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    It's a great opportunity
for both of us.

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Uh, yes, yes.
I'm sure it will be.

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  Us?

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        Who do you think
     he's taking to Europe

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    as his military attaché?

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  Uh, don't get the idea
  that it's just because

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you're going to be
the father of my grandchildren

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that, uh, you're
getting this plum.

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I'd have wanted you
with me in any case.

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            Well, you people
       have a lot to talk about,

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                    so I'll just
                       pop off

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and take care of
                  the passports

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                 and clearances.

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                           Tony.
        Oh, yes.

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        Pleasure.
                        General.

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        Uh, sir.
        Uh, I--

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                   Tony?

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                 Don't you think
                 it's wonderful?

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       Well, now, slow down.
              Slow down.

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       I can't - I can't quit
          what I'm doing.

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It's a great
opportunity, Tony.

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Of course
                         it is.

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                Tony just hasn't
                    had time

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                        to think
                       about it.

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             Well, we can all
         discuss this at dinner.

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                   We are coming
                   to your house

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             for dinner tonight,
                  aren't we?

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              Yes.
        Yes, of course.

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        But there's nothing
to discuss, Melissa.

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               I'm in
         the space program

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       because that's where
          I want to be.

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     I-- I don't mean to sound
          ungrateful, sir.

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       And I know you'll make
           a wonderful--

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         A fine ambassador.

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           Well, I'll--
     I'll see you both at 7.

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        Congratulations
          again, sir.

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Thank you, Tony.

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          Frozen peas.

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Frozen hors d'oeuvres.

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And, uh, wild rice.

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What are you doing,
                   master?
   [GASPS]

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I'm preparing
dinner. Why?

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                Well, cooking
               is women's work.

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You wouldn't.
Would you?

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Oh, if you did that,
you'd save my life.

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I have a report
to finish.

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Uh, do you know anything
about cooking?

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                  Everything.

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                I will take care
                     of it.

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           You go soak your body
               in a warm tub

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                  scented with
rose petals.

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Yeah. Well,
that's a good idea,

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but I don't think so
right now.

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                 Oh, if you
           want to know anything

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              about the cooking,

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          the instructions are
       on the back of the boxes.

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                Uh, you do read,
                   don't you?

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Mm-mm. Right to left,
left to right,

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    top to bottom
   or bottom to top.
                         Hm.

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              Uh, left to right,
top to bottom.

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            [SIGHS]

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            [SIGHS]

241
00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,431
              Hm.

242
00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,800
               [SNIFFS]

243
00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,768
               Jeannie?

244
00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,605
       Jeannie. Jeannie.

245
00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:35,807
                      Jeannie!

246
00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,145
               Jeannie, what's
            going on down--? Ow!

247
00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,479
                    Ah!

248
00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,266
Two thousand years ago

249
00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,769
my sister made
better gravy than that.

250
00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:07,005
And she was the worst cook
in the Middle East.

251
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,606
[DOORBELL RINGS]

252
00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,175
            Oh, that's them.
       Melissa's always on time.

253
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,777
Now, I have to take them
             out to dinner.

254
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,445
         Will you do me a favor,
               please, huh?

255
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,381
                 Will you just
              stay out of sight?

256
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,251
[DOORBELL RINGS]

257
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,354
   Good evening.

258
00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,355
                   Tony.
        Huh?

259
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,423
              Oh, here's
               your hat.

260
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,225
               Keep this,
          you're not staying.

261
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,127
      I've got to apologize
      for the burning smell.

262
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,461
             It's the dinner.

263
00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,931
I never smelled anything more
appetizing in my whole life.

264
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,165
                            Huh?

265
00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:40,571
  Oh, Tony.

266
00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,606
Why, it's--
It's beautiful.

267
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,708
                  Uh. Oh, it's
                nothing, really.

268
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,677
            JEANNIE:
        Captain Nelson!

269
00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:48,179
Who's that?

270
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,180
                   Who's who?

271
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,549
            Huh, now, Melissa.

272
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,051
            You don't want to go
               in the kitchen.

273
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,685
         The wild rice
          went crazy.

274
00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,388
                      TONY:
                 Please, please,
now--

275
00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,123
Tony.
          Huh?

276
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:00,992
    Excuse me.

277
00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,046
[LAUGHS]

278
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:25,283
Tony, you never told me
that you had a houseboy.

279
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,284
                         Oh, no.

280
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,686
                 No, I-I didn't,
                      did I?

281
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,688
Where did
you ever find, uh...?

282
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:31,956
Uh, what's his name?
               Kato.

283
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,223
               [JEANNIE'S VOICE]
                    Jeannie.

284
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:34,892
            Jeannie Kato.
 Those look marvelous.

285
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,393
        May I?

286
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,065
       Fantastic.
    Try one, Melissa.

287
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,199
Oh, I'd love to.

288
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:43,367
Why don't
          you try several?

289
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:44,569
          I'll be with you
            in a minute.

290
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,337
         Jeannie Kato,
     these looks beautiful.

291
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,074
Who do you think
you're gonna fool

292
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,241
with this crazy
disguise?

293
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,444
              It is no disguise.
                     See?
  Huh?

294
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,712
                         Ooh!

295
00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:57,348
       If I had a houseboy
   that could cook like this,

296
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,449
        I wouldn't pull
           his hair.

297
00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,817
 [EXHALES]

298
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,489
Marvelous.

299
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,056
You must give me
the recipe for this.

300
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,124
What do you call it?

301
00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:08,359
Ragout
à la Sinbad.

302
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,760
                       Why only
                     the recipe?

303
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,328
             I think we ought to
              take Jeannie Kato

304
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,731
                       to Europe
                        with us.

305
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:14,765
                       Would you
                      like that?

306
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,601
        Thou art going
          to Europe?

307
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:17,702
   No.
                         Yes.

308
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,604
We'll discuss this
later, Melissa.

309
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,074
        I'll be very happy to go
with you wherever you go.

310
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,343
  Oh, no, you wouldn't like it.

311
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,345
But he's such a treasure.

312
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,813
               And good help
           is impossible to get.

313
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,015
Even harder
to get rid of.

314
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,084
        With dishes like
       Ragout à la Sinbad,

315
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,186
      our embassy would be
  the social center of Europe.

316
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,821
              Where in the world
                 did you ever

317
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:37,989
                   learn to cook
                     like this?

318
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,024
       Where I come from,
       it is very common.

319
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,459
Very.

320
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,661
          Oh. Well, where do you
                come from?

321
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,463
             Constantinople.
 Philippines.

322
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,131
Uh, his mother traveled a lot.

323
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,806
     Thank you,
    Jeannie Kato.

324
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,209
That was the best cake I've ever
tasted in my whole life.

325
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,543
Thank you.

326
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,412
 I'm sorry you won't
 come to Europe with us.

327
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,947
              Who says he won't?
    Hm.

328
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,782
           We'll talk about this
                later, okay?

329
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,285
Well, now, wait a minute.
Kato is not going to Europe.

330
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,154
As a matter of fact,
I'm not going to Europe,

331
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,956
and neither is my wife
going to Europe.

332
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:15,226
                Well...anything
               you say, darling.

333
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,994
        Good night,
            Lis.

334
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,297
 Good night, Dad.
      Sir.

335
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,864
               Good night.

336
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,702
Dark-haired one
will get her way.

337
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,670
She's very
strong-minded.

338
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,072
          Just keep out of this,
                  fella.

339
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,108
   Oh. Uh...

340
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,879
                      [FOOTSTEPS
                       APPROACH]

341
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,150
                      Oh. We are
going out!

342
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,951
      Hm? No.
  I am going out.

343
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,420
I'm going to
a bachelor party.

344
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,555
                Oh, what's this
               bachelor's party?

345
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,124
Oh, it's an old
tradition, Jeannie.

346
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,427
Before a wedding, a bunch
of happy, carefree bachelors

347
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,662
get together and throw a party
for the groom-to-be.

348
00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:52,730
             Oh, I like parties.

349
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:53,864
  You can't come.

350
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,333
                     But why?
     [SIGHS]

351
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,800
  Because women
  aren't allowed.

352
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,801
  Now, smoke out.

353
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,737
But I--
       Out!

354
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,405
                       [GROANS]
  [CLEARS THROAT]

355
00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:07,945
                       [GIGGLES]

356
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,282
        [SIGHS]

357
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,551
A million bottles on the beach,
and I had to pick hers.

358
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,921
                [DOORBELL RINGS]

359
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,956
           [DOORBELL RINGS]

360
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,860
                [DOORBELL RINGS]

361
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,603
           [WHISPERS]
            Get out!

362
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,074
             I just got here.

363
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:40,077
      Oh. Well, uh,
     glad to see you.

364
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,947
      Well, is the condemned man
           ready for the--?

365
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,316
Wait a minute. You do
      look like a condemned man.

366
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,185
Oh, come on. Let's get
this thing over with.

367
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,954
           You sound like you're
            going to a hanging.

368
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,122
              What's the matter?

369
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,290
Nothing. Nothing wrong
with Melissa either.
                        No.

370
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:54,659
She's a little
strong-minded.

371
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,426
Nothing wrong
with that.
                  Of course not.

372
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,495
She's an intelligent,
reasonable girl.
                       Sure.

373
00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,664
I'm lucky
to have her.

374
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,799
You have last-minute
           jitters, haven't you?

375
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,701
              Come on, we better
               get out of here.
   Yeah.

376
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,120
    One hand.

377
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,759
        [MEN CHATTERING]

378
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,294
                     ROGER:
               Why don't we just
                    drink up

379
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,196
                and forget all
             the shoptalk, okay?

380
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,431
       Tony.
      Captain.

381
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,898
    How about a toast
    to the best man?

382
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,467
               Well, thank you
             very much, general.

383
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,668
Here's to
       Grover.

384
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,538
                       Grover?

385
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,140
               Wait a minute.
           If he's the best man,

386
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,541
                 what does that
                    make me?

387
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,909
                 The astronaut
               most likely to be

388
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,844
                 in Port Moresby
                    tomorrow.

389
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,246
We have a very
important mission

390
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,380
for you there,
captain.

391
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,215
         Uh, will you excuse us,
                gentlemen?

392
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,084
Yes, of course, sir.

393
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,152
Look, if you'd rather
     have him for your best man,

394
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,821
            why didn't you just
            come out and say so,

395
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,689
            instead of having
        your own private general

396
00:15:58,725 --> 00:15:59,790
                    ship me off
                   to Australia?

397
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,291
Private general?
Wait a minute.

398
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,793
I didn't know anything
about this.

399
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:03,994
            Oh, sure you didn't.

400
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,262
            Roger. Roger,
            wait a minute.

401
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,764
              I can straighten
              everything out.

402
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,165
Anything wrong,
       captain?

403
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,166
               Huh? Oh.

404
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,267
              Oh. No, sir.

405
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,669
  You're not nervous
   about all this?

406
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,004
                Oh, well,
                a little.

407
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,172
                You know
               how it is.

408
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,374
       No, I don't.
      I wish I did.

409
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:20,377
You know, in all the years
I've been practicing psychiatry,

410
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:22,479
you're the most interesting
person I've ever met.

411
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,915
             Oh, thank you, sir.

412
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,150
Oh, I-- I was
speaking clinically.

413
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:28,185
            What do you find
so interesting about me?

414
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,454
Well, you don't fit
into any known category.

415
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,157
One minute you're calm,
the next, you're hysterical.

416
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,725
You can pass
the most difficult test

417
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,394
the Air Force has devised,

418
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,694
and yet, you hear voices.

419
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,364
You're a top scientist,
and you suffer from delusions.

420
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,699
You don't call
that interesting?

421
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,635
I can't wait
to put you in a book.

422
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,669
                    [CLANGS]

423
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:46,771
                        You need
                          this.

424
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,005
              Oh. Well, thanks.

425
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,007
Well, I'm afraid I have
to be running along now.

426
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,008
   But, captain...

427
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,209
                Yes. Yes, sir?

428
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,277
I'll be seeing you.

429
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,179
                    Yes.

430
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,248
           Well, here we go,
               lover-boy.

431
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,282
           Time to cut the cake.

432
00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,750
   Oh, yeah, yeah.
    Where is it?

433
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,752
        Gentlemen, gather round.
            Come on. Let's go.

434
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,621
[LAUGHS]

435
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,425
         [ALL CHEERING]

436
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,896
                 [WOLF WHISTLES]

437
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:22,973
             What are you
             doing here?

438
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,675
Oh, I wanted to see
your bachelor party.

439
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,843
                 Get out of here
                   right away.

440
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,844
                          Oh.
   Tony.

441
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:27,845
                          Sir.
              General.

442
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,047
           Oh, it is nice
         to see you again.

443
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,349
We know each other?

444
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,550
            Well, of course.

445
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,652
             Oh, you do not
               remember.

446
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,053
        You admired my cake.

447
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,188
                 Yeah, her cake,
                     her ca--

448
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,256
                   Oh, her cake!

449
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,590
 Oh, yes. Yes.
It's beautiful.

450
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,592
Tony, I'll see you
Saturday morning.

451
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,261
               Saturday morning.
               Saturday morning?

452
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,695
At your wedding.
                        Eh--
                      Oh, yes.

453
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,696
                 Yes, of course.

454
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:46,864
Good night.
                     Good night.

455
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,065
                     Good night.

456
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,169
He will make an excellent
father-in-law for someone.

457
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,270
      Yeah.

458
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,471
Salt of the earth.

459
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,339
                  I hope I'm not
                    intruding.
Hello, Grover.

460
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,840
Jeannie, this is
Grover Caldwell.

461
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:57,908
         It is a pleasure.

462
00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,076
                  The pleasure's
                       mine.

463
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:02,313
  Well, by this time Saturday,
        you and Melissa

464
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,048
      will be honeymooning
          in Honolulu.

465
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,249
            Jamaica.

466
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,752
           Honolulu.
  Oh, didn't Melissa tell you?

467
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,687
             I'm sorry.
       I'm sure she meant to.

468
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,356
       Well, uh, no, no.
 it probably slipped her mind.

469
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:16,227
         You and Melissa
     are, uh, old friends?

470
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,029
We grew up together.

471
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,264
 Melissa and I were inseparable
         in those days.

472
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,999
The horse show, water-skiing...

473
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,267
            [LAUGHS]

474
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,868
          Even went to
     the same orthodontist.

475
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,904
       By the time we were ready
        to take the braces off,

476
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,673
                 I was on my way
                 to prep school,

477
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,941
  Melissa went to West Point.

478
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,511
 Just lost track of each other.
     Until a few weeks ago.

479
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,112
         Oh, Melissa's
       very fond of you.

480
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,014
She spoke highly of you
     at dinner last night.

481
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,782
 Oh, I'm very fond of her too.

482
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,551
      You know, it's funny
      how things work out.

483
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,053
     Melissa and I had such
     great dreams together,

484
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,889
and now in two days you two will
  be honeymooning in Honolulu.

485
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:46,957
        Jamaica.
                   Oh, Honolulu.

486
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,192
Jamaica.
                       Honolulu.

487
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,127
Jamaica.
              Don't count on it.
                I know Melissa.

488
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,128
            So do I.

489
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,396
              So do I.

490
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,868
[DOORBELL RINGS]

491
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,037
              Ow!

492
00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:01,872
    Look, I don't know
   what you're selling--

493
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,240
Good morning.
                  Morning, Tony.

494
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,841
                  Come on in.
                      Oh.

495
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,077
                   Sit down.

496
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,778
I'd rather stand,
thank you.

497
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,447
                Well, what's
           on your mind, Grover?

498
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,015
Tony, I think you're
making a terrible mistake.

499
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,217
                    Which one?

500
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,885
                   I mean,
               how do you mean?

501
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,387
By not accepting
the position

502
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,456
as General Stone's
military attaché in Europe.

503
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,458
It's a unique
opportunity careerwise.

504
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,127
It can only offer enormous
opportunities later on.

505
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,595
                Well, I-I'm very
                    thankful

506
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,130
                for your concern
                about my career,

507
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,399
      but frankly, I don't think
      it's any of your business.

508
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,468
Well, I feel that whatever
has to do with Melissa

509
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,802
is my business.
                       Huh?

510
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,105
Look, obviously you're not
thinking of her feelings.

511
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,372
And if you were,
you would see

512
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,873
the enormous opportunity.
                       Okay.

513
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,142
                Okay. All right.

514
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,743
             I can't handle this
               without coffee.

515
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:42,513
   Let me get dressed, and we'll
    discuss this over breakfast.

516
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,748
              Make yourself--
          Make yourself at home.

517
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,384
              Ow!

518
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,123
        MELISSA'S VOICE:
        <i> You do love me.</i>

519
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:55,759
       <i> You've loved me</i>
       <i> for a long time.</i>

520
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:58,229
<i> Why have you kept it</i>
        <i> such a secret?</i>

521
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:11,175
    <i> Oh, and I love you too.</i>

522
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,346
          <i> I know now</i>
    <i> I've always loved you.</i>

523
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,581
    <i> There is still time...</i>

524
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:20,951
 <i> to make our dreams come true.</i>

525
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,324
      Oh, well,
  now where were we?

526
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,693
                  She's too good
                     for you!

527
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,902
Melissa. Tony.

528
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,470
   Grover?

529
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:41,538
              Oh, it's
           all right, sir.

530
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,907
          I think we're
         gonna be married.

531
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,208
 What?

532
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,242
That's right.

533
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,211
               I've known Grover
                  all my life,

534
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,413
      and he waits until the day
           before my wedding

535
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:50,748
                   to tell me
               that he loves me.

536
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,349
But I thought
you loved Tony.

537
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:53,417
                        I did.

538
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:58,288
    But he's just not the man
      I became engaged to.

539
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,058
I'm-

540
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,993
Well, I'm very
disappointed in Tony.

541
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,028
   He--

542
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,230
 He lacks
 ambition.

543
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,165
          Well, we can't
         all make general.

544
00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:09,934
  [LAUGHS]

545
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,603
Well, I know.

546
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,839
All I wanted to do
was to try to help him.

547
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,406
And-- And he seems to
resent it.

548
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,777
    Well, on the day before
         your wedding,

549
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,011
  I'd say you have a problem.

550
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,653
     Now, listen, Melissa,
      there's a few things

551
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,021
 I wanna get straightened out.

552
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:33,691
      In the first place,
 I don't want your ex-boyfriend

553
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,358
          telling me where
        I'm gonna honeymoon.

554
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:38,261
    And I don't like my best man
        being picked for me.

555
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,598
   And I don't like having plans
made for my future,

556
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,766
         when I don't think it--
I brought you a drink.

557
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,234
                    What? Oh.
                Thanks, Jeannie.

558
00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:45,469
                    You must be
                  a mind reader.

559
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:46,704
      Oh, no. No.

560
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,438
     I cannot read
     minds, master.

561
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,307
  Oh, but I have a friend,
      Nostradamus,

562
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:51,709
  who does a marvelous job.

563
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:52,843
                 I bet you do.

564
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,145
         [BOTH CHUCKLE]

565
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,680
                  You know,
             I'm gonna miss you.

566
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,450
You know,
                  you're, uh--

567
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,185
                 You're really
                  very nice.

568
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:03,887
              I mean, take this,
                 for instance.

569
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,590
           I didn't even have to
              ask you for it.

570
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,158
                 And that dinner
                    you made.

571
00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:11,194
             That was fantastic.

572
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,497
               Well, of course
               it was fantastic.

573
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:15,365
But it was also delicious.

574
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,502
          Well, I'm pleased that
you enjoyed it, master.

575
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:21,538
Yeah. You're always
thinking of what I like.

576
00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:24,608
You'd never send Roger
to Australia, would you?

577
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,810
And you wouldn't make
plans for my honeymoon

578
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,345
without consulting me,
would you?

579
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:29,847
                [DOORBELL RINGS]

580
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:34,217
Are you expecting
Nostradamus or someone?

581
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,520
                [DOORBELL RINGS]

582
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,789
Here. You, uh--
You stay out of sight.

583
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:40,457
I'll get this.

584
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,328
            [SIGHS]

585
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,529
         Well, speak of
           the devil.

586
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:47,397
    I mean, we've just been
talking about you--

587
00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:49,133
  I mean, I've been thinking--
          Come on in.

588
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,267
     Tony.

589
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:53,537
I'm sorry.
                 What?

590
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:55,706
Uh, for disturbing you
so late.

591
00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,674
But, uh, Grover and I
must talk to you.

592
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:58,809
         Well, as a matter
              of fact,

593
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,211
       I've been wanting to
          talk to you.

594
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:03,080
            Uh, Tony. Tony, now,
             the simple truth--

595
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,481
             Yeah.
                         --is...

596
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,117
Grover...
                Melissa wants to
marry me.

597
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:08,285
               Huh?
                        That is,

598
00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:11,455
[MOUTHS]
                Melissa and I
             want to be married.

599
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,424
I'm sorry, Tony.

600
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:17,661
It's just that...well, you're--

601
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:20,531
       You're not the man
       I became engaged to.

602
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,000
And I don't think
you realize

603
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,002
how much
you've changed.

604
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:26,804
Oh, I know
it hurts now.

605
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,439
But in time,
you'll realize

606
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:31,241
it's all
for the best.

607
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:34,879
 Well, I hope you two
      will be...

608
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,246
very happy together.

609
00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:37,815
Thank you, Tony.

610
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,583
 I hope you find the right girl.

611
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,084
I'm really not
looking for anyone.

612
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,287
          I must say, you're
      taking this very decently.

613
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:44,821
  Well...we can't
   win them all.

614
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,257
              What?

615
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:49,126
           Naturally,
      it'll hurt at first.

616
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:56,100
     I'll just have to learn
         to live with it.

617
00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:09,646
                Goodbye, Tony.

618
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:11,882
Bye, Lis. Grover.

619
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,062
            Boy, was that close.

620
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,464
Thou wilt never know
how close, master.

621
00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:29,967
           Well...things always
work out for the best.

622
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:31,135
You mean you are not unhappy

623
00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:32,870
 that your marriage
  was called off?

624
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:34,537
                      Unhappy.
                      Unhappy?

625
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:36,339
            Jeannie, this is
        the first time in months

626
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,775
      I've felt absolutely free.

627
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,009
Oh, boy.

628
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:43,647
            Oh, master,
      thou has a lot to learn.

629
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:51,188
             [♪♪♪]


